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Mensaje por DarthMercury Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 16:49

Muchas veces nos quejamos de lo mal que se trata a algunos de nuestros artistas actuales favoritos, o de como se menosprecia a grupos clásicos por tal o cual motivo, y damos por supuesto que en el pasado el rock and roll era valorado en su justa medida. Craso error. Es divertido ir a las críticas de la época y ver como lo que hoy se considera un discazo clásico imperecedero en su tiempo fue completamente masacrado sin piedad. Supongo que cada uno conoce críticas descacharrantes de sus discos de cabecera, pero para empezar aquí va una de Rolling Stone de 1973 sobre Billion Dollar Babies, posiblemente la obra cumbre de Alice Cooper Group:

By Gordon Fletcher
May 24, 1973

Concerning Alice Cooper, it is by now axiomatic that any new album is intended only as the soundtrack of the latest group traveling extravaganza. But even considered as a soundtrack, Billion Dollar Babies seems an abortion. The extended numbers (ones around which the stage skits revolve) are the most abrasive. Rather than following Cream's formula of presenting a tight skeleton on vinyl that can be expanded at will onstage, the Cooper troupers insist upon acting this soundtrack concept out to the bitter end. So we get to hear large stretches of the band in total sonic disarray while dentists' drills roar ("Unfinished Sweet"), snakes hiss ("Sick Things") and guillotine blades drop ("I Love the Dead"). Zero to each song.

As expected, Billion Dollar Babies doesn't cut the mustard when viewed musically, either. "Hello Hurray," which opens the album and the current stage act, is a Broadway production number by Rolf Kempf (the play escapes me), once again underscoring the "show" aspect of the Cooper experience. The adapted version gives an interesting view of the reluctant cynicism that's an unavoidable component of the rock star existence, but does precious little else. As on every other cut the band just never manages to mesh musically, and the final chorus merely bluffs its way around becoming the intended musical conjuration of the awesome instrumental power behind a rock singer.

"Elected" fails similarly, a victim of incredibly inept production. Alice builds the song's tone steadily throughout, then right at the top of the final chorus, just when you're expecting the thing to explode into a fist-hoisting anthem, the whole damn thing suddenly fizzles out. Guitars decelerate, horns recede ... it doesn't make any sense. For a group that's had such success with power-oriented songs in the past ("Under My Wheels," "School's Out," "I'm Eighteen"), the approach is as mysterious as it is absurd.

Alice himself is fond of saying that "Raped And Freezin'" is "a classic rock & roll song in the spirit of 'Brown Sugar.'" Believe it if you can, but Jagger and Co. would never be as unmelodic, as given to ridiculously arbitrary tempo changes, or as dependent upon sound effects to create moods as is ole A.C. There's something about tape-recorded bullfights that just doesn't fit in with rock & roll.

Donovan and Alice swap lines on the title cut, which is otherwise no different than the rest of the album — tedium ranging from boredom to humdrumity. But seeing as how that has also been a good description of Mr. Leitch's career, his efforts here make a certain bizarre sense, something I'm sure that only Alice Cooper's followers could fully appreciate.

While they're currently quite content to hide behind this "entertainment" facade, I know damn well that these guys can be good musicians. They did a version of "The Train Kept A-Rollin'" once during a sound check that might have blown the Yardbirds away! Maybe we'll get a taste of this later this year when guitarist Mike Bruce releases a solo album — could be nice. But as it is now, with each member totally willing to submerge his musical development within the group personality, we'll continue to see a dependence on cheap tricks and illusions of decadence instead of rock & roll. Personally, I prefer a little music with my decadence, so please excuse me while I put Raw Power on the old Garrard.


Definitivamente este tipo era un forero adelantado a su tiempo Laughing

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Mensaje por Perry go round Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 16:54

A ese tipo no le dejaba yo entrar en mi casa. Y si me lo cruzo por la calle tendrá suerte de no llevarse un par de collejas.
Nuna he leído tantas estupideces juntas, ni siquiera cuando releo mis posts en este foro facepalm toleas
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Mensaje por Kupak Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 16:55

Pues yo como que estoy bastante de acuerdo con el pollo este críticón.
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Mensaje por Perry go round Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 17:00

Entonces mejor que no nos conzcamos en persona Laughing Evil or Very Mad
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Mensaje por DarthMercury Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 17:01

punkuboi escribió:Pues yo como que estoy bastante de acuerdo con el pollo este críticón.

OK, a ver si suscribe también esta crítica de la Rolling Stone, esa revista visionaria, sobre el debut de los Sabbath:

By Lester Bangs
September 17, 1970

Over across the tracks in the industrial side of Cream country lie unskilled laborers like Black Sabbath, which was hyped as a rockin' ritual celebration of the Satanic mass or some such claptrap, something like England's answer to Coven. Well, they're not that bad, but that's about all the credit you can give them. The whole album is a shuck — despite the murky songtitles and some inane lyrics that sound like Vanilla Fudge paying doggerel tribute to Aleister Crowley, the album has nothing to do with spiritualism, the occult, or anything much except stiff recitations of Cream clichés that sound like the musicians learned them out of a book, grinding on and on with dogged persistence. Vocals are sparse, most of the album being filled with plodding bass lines over which the lead guitar dribbles wooden Claptonisms from the master's tiredest Cream days. They even have discordant jams with bass and guitar reeling like velocitized speedfreaks all over each other's musical perimeters yet never quite finding synch — just like Cream! But worse.


La pregunta es: ¿a estos tipos les gustaba algo que no fueran los jodios Cream? Laughing

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Mensaje por Nashville Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 17:02

Yo lo que no entiendo es por qué siempre andáis haciéndoos daño con lo que dijo tal tipo o tal otro. Tenéis a las inocentes madres de esta gente siempre en la boca. Laughing
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Mensaje por celtasnake Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 17:02

TRACA VALENCIANA



"La traca valenciana nació en 1714 fruto del castigo que los Borbones infringieron a Valencia por su apoyo a la causa de los Austrias en la Batalla de Almansa (Albacete, 25 de abril de 1707). La traca valenciana nació en 1714 fruto del castigo que los Borbones infringieron a Valencia por su apoyo a la causa de los Austrias en la Batalla de Almansa (Albacete, 25 de abril de 1707). Apostar por el perdedor, Carlos de Austria, no sólo supuso a esta región perder sus derechos forales. Dado que fue en la ciudadela de Valencia, sede del principal taller armero de la costa mediterránea, donde se armó a los soldados de las huestes derrotadas, Felipe V ordenó desmantelar la fábrica.

Sin quererlo, el Borbón dio pie, según tienen investigado los síndicos miembros de la Asociación Cultural de Amigos de la Pólvora, al nacimiento del fuego valenciano de la traca. Ocurrió así: mientras la maquinaria gruesa del taller fue trasladada de Valencia a Toledo, en la capital del Turia se procedió a la quema de las culebrinas (armas de defensa personal) del arsenal. El fuego destruyó la madera y los cañones de los fusiles fueron comprados por los herreros valencianos para hacer herraduras muleras (una por cañón). Sin embargo, en la zona de Burjassot, de donde procedían la mayor parte de los operarios del Parque de la Ciudadela, el hierro nunca fue fundido. Los cañones de las culebrinas, que los lugareños llamaban trancas, fueron utilizados para disparar pólvora, según un antiguo rito del fuego. Los clavaban en el suelo y los hacían detonar. Por eso, allá por 1714, en Burjassot y alrededores nació el origen de la traca valenciana (el nombre viene de tranca). A caballo entre el siglo pasado y principios del siglo XX el pintor Constantino Gómez Salvador retrató aquel momento histórico en el cuadro Dispará de la traca en Burjassot, que ilustra este texto.

El síndico en Historia de la traca valenciana So Andrés Castellano, de la Asociación de Amigos de la Pólvora, opina que en Valencia no se puede hablar de pirotecnia hasta 1914. Es entonces cuando se estandariza el término, pues hasta entonces en la tierra levantina se entendía por tal sólo los artificios militares. Los festivos eran traca. "Antes de 1914 -explica- sólo hubo fuego valenciano, traca pura. Y siempre se trabajó, no como una ciencia, sino como una religión, una manera de vivir". Un ritual del fuego."
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Mensaje por celtasnake Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 17:04

Disculpen el tocho, había entendido "Crítica de traca".

Perdón. Embarassed
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Mensaje por Perry go round Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 17:06

Bueno, los críticos siempre han sido escoria, menos mal que ahora los hemos sustituído los foreros y blogeros del mundo Laughing
Recuerdo que en un libro de Aerosmith ponían fragmentos de una crítica de un show de Aerosmith en un festival británico en el 77 y el subnormal en cuestión decía algo así como que Steven Tyler parecía una "au-pair pasando la aspiradora" y no se refería a lo que se metía por la napia, que entonces sí habría que darle la razón Laughing Laughing
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Mensaje por Kupak Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 17:06

Perry go round escribió:Entonces mejor que no nos conzcamos en persona Laughing Evil or Very Mad

No, si en realidad no me he escuchado el disco, pero me encanta que llame aborto a un disco del Cooper.
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Mensaje por DarthMercury Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 17:08

punkuboi escribió:
Perry go round escribió:Entonces mejor que no nos conzcamos en persona Laughing Evil or Very Mad

No, si en realidad no me he escuchado el disco, pero me encanta que llame aborto a un disco del Cooper.

Ahora sí que se ha ganado nuestro respeto Laughing

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Mensaje por Charlie don't surf Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 17:08

DarthMercury escribió:
punkuboi escribió:Pues yo como que estoy bastante de acuerdo con el pollo este críticón.

OK, a ver si suscribe también esta crítica de la Rolling Stone, esa revista visionaria, sobre el debut de los Sabbath:

By Lester Bangs
September 17, 1970

Over across the tracks in the industrial side of Cream country lie unskilled laborers like Black Sabbath, which was hyped as a rockin' ritual celebration of the Satanic mass or some such claptrap, something like England's answer to Coven. Well, they're not that bad, but that's about all the credit you can give them. The whole album is a shuck — despite the murky songtitles and some inane lyrics that sound like Vanilla Fudge paying doggerel tribute to Aleister Crowley, the album has nothing to do with spiritualism, the occult, or anything much except stiff recitations of Cream clichés that sound like the musicians learned them out of a book, grinding on and on with dogged persistence. Vocals are sparse, most of the album being filled with plodding bass lines over which the lead guitar dribbles wooden Claptonisms from the master's tiredest Cream days. They even have discordant jams with bass and guitar reeling like velocitized speedfreaks all over each other's musical perimeters yet never quite finding synch — just like Cream! But worse.


La pregunta es: ¿a estos tipos les gustaba algo que no fueran los jodios Cream? Laughing

Las críticas de Bangs eran implacables, pero era muy fan de Lou Reed, Iggy, Van Morrison, del jazz y el country, toda la onda no-wave...el "Kick Out The Jams" se lo cargó de arriba a abajo en su crítica más famosa, pero tiene una de "Astral Weeks" realmente buena.
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Mensaje por Supernaut Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 17:10

DarthMercury escribió:
punkuboi escribió:Pues yo como que estoy bastante de acuerdo con el pollo este críticón.

OK, a ver si suscribe también esta crítica de la Rolling Stone, esa revista visionaria, sobre el debut de los Sabbath:

By Lester Bangs
September 17, 1970

Over across the tracks in the industrial side of Cream country lie unskilled laborers like Black Sabbath, which was hyped as a rockin' ritual celebration of the Satanic mass or some such claptrap, something like England's answer to Coven. Well, they're not that bad, but that's about all the credit you can give them. The whole album is a shuck — despite the murky songtitles and some inane lyrics that sound like Vanilla Fudge paying doggerel tribute to Aleister Crowley, the album has nothing to do with spiritualism, the occult, or anything much except stiff recitations of Cream clichés that sound like the musicians learned them out of a book, grinding on and on with dogged persistence. Vocals are sparse, most of the album being filled with plodding bass lines over which the lead guitar dribbles wooden Claptonisms from the master's tiredest Cream days. They even have discordant jams with bass and guitar reeling like velocitized speedfreaks all over each other's musical perimeters yet never quite finding synch — just like Cream! But worse.


La pregunta es: ¿a estos tipos les gustaba algo que no fueran los jodios Cream? Laughing

Yo diría que no. El debut de Uriah Heep:

If this group makes it I'll have to commit suicide. From the first note you know you don't want to hear any more. Uriah is watered down, tenth-rate Jethro Tull, only even more boring and inane. UH is composed of five members: vocals, organ, guitar, bass, and drums. They fail to create a distinctive sound tonally; the other factor in their uninteresting style is that everything they play is based on repetitive chord riffs.

According to the enclosed promo information, Uriah Heep spent the past year in the studio, rehearsing and writing songs. No doubt their lack of performing experience contributed to the quality of the record; if they had played live in clubs they would have been thrown off the stage and we'd have been saved the waste of time, money, and vinyl. (RS 67)

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Mensaje por Supernaut Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 17:13

De todas formas, rectificar es de sabios. Lester Bangs comiendosela doblada en el 72:

CREEM—June 1972

by Lester Bangs


I need someone to show me
The things in life that I can find
I can’t see the things
that make true happiness
I must be blind.

—Black Sabbath, "Paranoid"


"The world’s comin’ to an end."

—British bobby, interviewed on network
news in the first bloom of Beatlemania


We have met dark days; the catalog of present horrors and dire morrows is so familiar there’s not even any point in running through it again. It may be a copout, but people will do almost anything now to escape from the pall. The (first) Age of Anxiety gave way to the clammy retreat of the Fifties, when every citizen kept a tight bomb shelter, then to the sense of massive change in the Sixties, but the passing of that agitated decade has brought a new Age of Implosion, yesterday’s iconoclastic war babies siphoned off en masse, stumbling and puking over each other at the festivals which were celebrations such a short time ago. Tying off their potentials and shooting them into the void in bleak rooms.

It’s a desperate time, in a "desperate land" as Jim Morrison said just when things seemed brightest. If the terminal dramas of the Doors and the Velvet Underground were prophetic, their "sordid" plots have now become the banal stuff of everyday life, which certainly doesn’t lessen the pervasive dread, but does imply a new music, a music which deals with the breakdowns and psychic smog on another level and, hopefully, points toward some positive resolution.

We have seen the Stooges take on the night ferociously and go tumbling into its maw, and Alice Cooper is currently exploiting it for all it’s worth, turning it into a circus. But there is only one band that has dealt with it honestly on terms meaningful to vast portions of the audience, not only grappling with it in a mythic structure that’s both personal and universal, but actually managing to prosper as well. That band is Black Sabbath.

Naturally, you can’t pull off something as heavy as that without creating a bit of controversy. Most people are familiar by now with the great Sabbath-Grand Funk vs. rock press controversy (although the press has begun a large-scale reroute in the last year). The band’s first album made the top 20 in England, their second went to number one, the single of its title song made number three on the British charts, and by the time they came to America their record company was ready with a hype fronted by "LOUDER THAN LED ZEPPELIN" banners, though, as lead singer Ozzy Osbourne says, "They had to drop that fairly soon because we just told them not to fuck around." The company has never really known what it has in the group or how to handle them. But it really didn’t matter at all, because Black Sabbath wasted no time in repeating their English triumph in this country; all three of their albums were on the charts at the same time for months on end.

The audience, searching endlessly both for bone-rattling sound and someone to put the present social and psychic traumas in perspective, found both in Black Sabbath. They were loud, perhaps, with Grand Funk, louder than anything previously heard in human history; they possessed a dark vision of society and the human soul borrowed from black magic and Christian myth; they cut straight to the teen heart of darkness with obsessive, crushing blocks of sound and "words that go right to your sorrow, words that go ‘Ain’t no tomorrow,’ " as Ozzy sang in "Warning" on their first album.

The critics and others who just couldn’t hear it, whether they were so far from it as to find their spokesman in a James Taylor or merely felt that the riff’s essence had already been done much better by the Stooges or MC5, responded almost as one by damning it as "downer music." Since much of it did lack the unquenchable adrenaline imperatives of its precedents and one look around a rock concert hall was enough to tell you where the Psychedelic Revolution had led, the charge seemed worth considering.

Lots of Black Sabbath fans take downs, but there are certainly many that don’t, and just as many barbiturate and heroin casualties that have no truck at all with the group, including many of those devotees of the mellow acoustic sound who are supposedly into healthier lifestyles than the minions of the music of desperation; if the pop audience knew how many of the heroes whose pockets they’ve filled were on smack right now, they... would probably not be the least bit surprised. But somehow it’s easier to picture the kid down the block, as fucked-up as we’ve watched him become, slumped in his bedroom gorged on Tuinal, listening to Black Sabbath prate of the devil and nuclear war and what a cruel kitchen the world is, nodding to himself as he nods along anyway and finding justification for his cancerous apathy.

That’s the public myth. But it’s not exactly Black Sabbath’s myth, not really, and a consideration of the true vision inherent in their "downer rock" reveals that phrase for exactly what it is.




Come you masters of war
You that build the big guns
You that build the death planes
You that build all the bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks
I just want you to know
I can see through your masks.

You that never done nothin’
But build to destroy
You play with my world
Like it’s your little toy
You put a gun in my hand
And you hide from my eyes
Then you turn and run farther
when the fast bullets fly.

—Bob Dylan, "Masters of War"


Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at Black Masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death’s construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that all to the poor.

Now in darkness world stops turning
Ashes where the bodies burning
No more war pigs of the power
And as God has struck the hour
Day of judgment, God is calling
On their knees the war pigs crawling
Begging mercies for their sins
Satan laughing spreads his wings.

—Black Sabbath, "War Pigs"


Listen to my last words anywhere.
Listen to my last words any world.
Listen all you boards, syndicates and
governments of the earth. And you
powers behind what filth deals con-
summated in what lavatory to take
what is not yours. To sell the ground
from unborn feet forever . . . And
what does my program of total resis-
tance and total austerity offer you? I
offer you nothing. I am not a politician.
These are conditions of total
emergency. And these are my in-
structions for total emergency if
carried out now could avert the total
disaster now on tracks: Peoples of
the earth, you have all been poi-
soned . . . Any minute now fifty
million adolescent gooks will hit the
street with switch blades, bicycle
chains and cobblestones..."

—William S. Burroughs, "Last Words
[of Hassan I Sabbah]" Nova Express


Despite the blitzkrieg nature of their sound, Black Sabbath are moralists. Like Bob Dylan, like William Burroughs, like most artists trying to deal with a serious present situation in an honest way. They are not on the same level of profundity, perhaps; they are certainly much less articulate, subject to the ephemerality of rock, but they are a band with a conscience who have looked around them and taken it upon themselves to reflect the chaos in a way that they see as positive. By now they’ve taken some tentative steps toward offering alternatives.

In his book The Making of a Counter Culture, Theodore Roszak suggested that given the current paucity of social leaders worth investing even a passing hope in, the coalition made up of the young and the free-form wing of the Left should turn to the ancient notion of the shaman, the holy madman whose prescriptions derived not from logic or think-tanks or even words sometimes, but an extraordinarily acute perception of the flux of the universe. Well, we’ve reaped Roszak’s script in spades by now, there’s a shaman slouching on every corner and tinhorn messiahs are a dime a dozen. Some are "political" and some are "mystical" and some are building their kingdoms on a "cosmic" stew of both, and each seems to have his little cadre of glaze-orbed acid casualties proselytizing for him.

Then there are also the cultural shamans, Dylan being the supreme artifact. Burroughs too, of course, and his "Hassan i Sabbah" is nothing more than a particularly malevolent form of shaman, while the "Nova Police" are the benevolent regulation agency out to save the universe from addiction and control. Burroughs has been one of the foremost moralists in American literature; his work amounts to a demonology for our times, portraying the forces currently threatening our planet’s survival as evil gods operating from without.

Dylan, of course, has always been the moralist par excellence, but his referents are more Biblical, more rooted in the soil and tradition and his own Old Testament brand of conscience.

Where Black Sabbath fits into this seeming digression is that they unite a demonology not far from Burroughs’ (if far more obvious) with a Biblical moralism that makes Dylan’s look positively bland, although they can be every bit as vindictive in their Jehovahn judgments as Dylan.

They are probably the first truly Catholic rock group, or the first group to completely immerse themselves in the Fall and Redemption: the traditional Christian dualism which asserts that if you don’t walk in the light of the Lord then Satan is certainly pulling your strings, and a bad end can be expected, is even imminent.

They may deny all this; Ozzy Osbourne responded to a question about how the bands’ concept came about with a vague "I don’t know. I met the guys, we got together and rehearsed for about two years, starved, bummed around hoping for a break and it just happened. You relate to me that it’s about doom or something, but I can’t relate it to you because I’m in the middle of it."

It really doesn’t make any difference how conscious they may be of that they’re saying, though. The message is there for anyone with ears, and it’s unmistakeable. The themes are perdition, destruction and redemption, and their basic search for justice and harmony in a nightworld becomes more explicitly social all the time. On their first album the social quality only appears in one song, "Wicked World" ("The world today is such a wicked place/Fighting going on between the human race/People go to work just to earn their bread/While people just across the sea are countin’ their dead") and the prevailing mood is a medieval sense of supernatural powers moving in to snatch the unwary soul and cast it into eternal bondage.

The band was named after an above-average British horror flick from the Hammer company, starring Boris Karloff, and their namesake song actually opens with rain sound effects and a tolling bell that’s echoed in the slow, dolorous fuzz guitar that will set the pace for opening cuts of future albums and do much to lend credence to the "downer rock" stigma. Satan appears in their material in this song for the first, but hardly last, time, leering and licking his lips as he tots up the fresh-caught souls. Though "Warning" really seems to be his entry point, rounding off what sounds at first like a rather Creamish love song and jam with a surprising twist that make it into something entirely different from what you thought it was:


Follow me now
and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led
before we met
You are the first
to have this love of mine
Forever with me
until the end of time...

Look into my eyes,
you will see who I am
My name is Lucifer,
please take my hand.


Since the band’s name is what it is and the thematic content of this album, as well as its packaging, leaned so far towards this sort of thing, it’s easy to see why people should stereotype the group as either exploiting for profit or living and promulgating the form of pop Black Magic which finds high school girls intently reading books on how to become a witch and trying out spells on prospective boyfriends (and a sharpie like Anton La Vey cleaning up) even as dead (literally)—serious organizations such as the Process carry out their grim rites in Los Angeles, Mexico, New York and elsewhere, promoting total nihilism and the end of the world, engaging in incredible machinations to, yes, get people in their power (obtaining zombies fit for any job they don’t want to soil their own hands with) even committing murder in some instances with the ritualistic precision of absolute psychopathy. There are scheming salamanders like Manson everywhere, finding fantastic utility in this phase when it comes to their own less bizarrely "religious" ends. What Black Magic is about is absolute control; since rock ’n’ roll is power music with strange effects on people, sometimes, with undercurrent themes of almost fascist dominance and subjection running from the earliest blues through the Stones to Alice Cooper, there were bound to be some psychic and subcultural connections made. No doubt there are Black Sabbath fans who like the groups because it seems to reflect their own preoccupation with hocus-pocus and supernatural manipulation, just as people used the Velvet Underground once as soundtracks for the hard-drug movies they’re living to the stone hilt.

But the band themselves will have no part of any of this, according to Ozzy: "We never have been into Black Magic. But one time, just to get a break, we decided to do a thing because it’s never been done before—the crosses and all that, that black mass on the stage, but we didn’t intend it to be a thing where you go onstage in a pair of horns, and yet even now people come up and think we’re going to put a fucking curse on them. Or if they’re not afraid they think we’re heavy, heavy heads. For instance we did a gig on one of the tours, and after the show we went back to the hotel, and I could hear a lot of feet walking up and down the hall outside, so I went and opened the fucking door and there’s all these weird people with black candles walking up and down and writing crosses on the doors and things, and they fucking frightened me, I tell ya. We all blew the candles out and sang 'Happy Birthday,'" he laughs. "They didn’t like that at all."

Not only that, but when you begin to listen to their music with open ears, it quickly becomes apparent that rock ’n’ roll sorcery is only a handle devised to make Black Sabbath into a concept more immediately graspable. As much as Satan, the righteously vindictive Old Testament God and spiritual-super-natural agonies recur in their music, they are almost invariably used to make a moral point. "The Wizard" is a song of reassurance for those nursing paranoias about neighborhood witches and warlocks who might be nursing a grudge against them, painting a benevolent shaman:


Evil powers disappear
Demons worry
while the Wizard is near
Everyone’s happy
when the Wizard walks by


The Black Sabbath vision of life on earth and the machinery of civilization becomes concrete in their second LP, Paranoid, whose very first song takes the epithet applied so indiscriminately for the past half-decade to anyone the speaker happens to be in disagreement with, and carries it to its ultimate gross characterization in a vignette reminiscent in verbal content and unbridled bitterness both of Dylan’s "Masters of War" and the firebrand rhetoric of agit-prop pamphlets of the Socialist Workers and other parties farther left since the time of the First World War. I remember seeing old books with vitriolic cartoons of Capitalist Pigs (literally) strolling along in tophats and waistcoats with buttons ready to pop from the accretions of fat, lighting giant Havana stogies with $100 bills. Possibly the only difference between that was conscious inflammatory propaganda and this is (you can accept this to whatever degree you choose – I tend to take it all the way) true folk culture, where the hatred is more organic and sensate, churning straight up from the bowels in catharses of rage as apocalyptic as the End they visualize in this song and "Electric Funeral," probably the two most vicious statements we’re ever going to hear from this band. Even Dylan, after finding it in himself to write "I hope that you die," realized that there was nothing more he could say on the tip of that particular limb.

"War Pigs" ends up a fantasy of Judgment Day, the sword of the Archangel cleaving the necks of those who have chosen to serve Lucifer and now must follow him into Gehenna. You can laugh, but Black Sabbath are something of the John Milton of rock ’n’ roll: "You turned to me with all your worldly greed and pride/But will you turn to me when it’s your turn to die?" The Christianity running consistently through their songs is cruel and bloodthirsty in the way that only Christianity can be (which is to say, lopping off heads with feverish pleasure, clad all the while in the raiment of righteousness and moral rectitude). "Electric Funeral" is their picture of atomic war as the Second Coming:


Dying world of radiation
Victims of mad frustration
Burning global box of fire
Like electric funeral pyre...

Supernatural king
Takes earth under his wing
Heaven’s golden chorus sings
Hell’s angels flap their wings
Evil souls fall to hell
Ever trapped in burning cells.


And the vengeance motif ain’t just limited to Biblical referents, because "Iron Man," one of their greatest songs, is a piece of almost pure program music utilizing lugubrious drums clomping like the falls of Golem feet and a guitar riff that swoops recklessly like a Hulk arm demolishing buildings, to depict a miscreant, much reminiscent of the Karloff Frankenstein’s monster who really only wanted to play with the other children, who finds himself ostracized as a total freak because of his size and lumbering lack of grace (Hmmm, know some people like that myself; maybe Iron Man is really a symbol and fantasy for every adolescent ever tortured by awkwardness and "difference") and responds with understandable rage and a havoc-wreaking rampage:


"Is he live or dead?"
"Has he thoughts within his head?"
"We’ll just pass him there
Why should we even care?"

Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfurl


People are strange, when you’re a stranger. It’s a melodrama of alienation, just as "Paranoid" is a terse, chillingly accurate description of the real thing, when you suddenly find that you’ve somehow skidded just a fraction out of the world as you have and other still do perceive it. "Paranoid" renders perfectly the clammy feeling of knowing that at this point there is absolutely no one on the planet to whom you can make yourself understood or be helped by. All alone, like a real rolling stone; it’s no wonder in such circumstances that the imagination might get a little hairy, and turn to dreams of science-fiction revenge. I’ve felt the arctic wedge of disjuncture myself at one time and another, stuck in the painful place where you can only send frozen warnings cross the borderline and those inevitably get distorted. Because they’ve captured it so well Black Sabbath means a lot to me and a lot of my friends for "Paranoid" alone. With the experience so common these years is it any wonder that this group has conquered the world (so to speak)?

And now that they have conquered it by detailing several of our most prevalent forms of malaise, what have they got to offer as curative? Well, this is where their moralism begins to break down, for many of us at least, because what else would an Old Testament group be offering but Jehovah? Or, to slip across a few centuries into the Greek Scriptures, Jesus. It’s not that they’re acting as sycophants for the virulent proliferation of hippie fundamentalist sects. Master of Reality conveys the impression that with the cloud of gloom hanging over their persona, and the "downer-rock" label, they felt obliged to carry their moralism into outright proselytism, suggested by "Lord of This World" and clinched in "After Forever," which follows a paean to the joys of cannabis (see, kids, we don’t take those horrible pills, we use and advocate this healthy stuff...) called "Sweet Leaf" with:


Have you ever thought about
your soul—can it be saved?
Or perhaps you think
that when you’re dead
you just stay in your grave.
Is God just a thought in your head
or is he a part of you?
Is Christ just a name
that you read in a book
when you were in school?...

Well I have seen the truth.
Yes I have seen the light
and I’ve changed my ways.
And I’ll be prepared
when you’re lonely and scared
at the end of your days.


The song goes on to assert that "God... is the only one who can save you now from all this sin and hate" and even includes a line that goes, "Would you like to see the Pope on the end of a rope—do you think he’s a fool?" Well, yes, and yes, as a matter of fact, because the Pope is a War Pig if ever there was one, or at least an evil angel. Maybe I’m making a fool of myself but I see this band making an attempt to provide direction for a generation busy immolating itself as quickly as possible. Since nobody else around that I can see seems to have any better advice for them than Black Sabbath, it pains me perhaps unduly to see them suggesting the hoariest copout conceived in 2,000 years. I mean, what’s the difference between a vegetable babbling about how much crank he can hold and stay alive, and one locked into repeating a zealot litany with mindless persistence to every stranger coming down this side of the street?

But then, I suppose I shouldn’t expect Black Sabbath’s answers to be sophisticated. Master of Reality has more than one alternative to suggest anyway. "Into the Void" is a fantasy of escape from the dire mess in this orbit via "Rocket engines burning fuel so fast/Up into the night sky they blast... Freedom fighters sent out to the sun. Escape from brainwashed minds and pollution" a la the reedy Starship recently promoted by the Marin County Cocaine Casualty Musical Auxiliary. This version of the fantasy at least has the advantage of some solid, pulverizing music behind it.

A much more interesting solution is drawn in "Children of the Grave," a deep, gutty, driving piece that’s one of their finest and one of the highlights of their current live show. It couches the expectable hints of looming catastrophe ("Must the world live in the shadow of atomic fear?") in a romanticized picture of the children born in the megaton shadow standing their ground, insistent on the salvation of the planet, with an uncharacteristic happy ending:


Revolution in their minds—
the children start to march
Against the world
they have to live in.
Oh! The hate that’s in their hearts!
They’re tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do.
They’ll fight the world
until they’ve won
and love comes flowing through


Which is fine with me. The cloudy romanticism of the song’s social conception removes it from the limitations of any one faction’s Utopia, making it much more palatable than the vested-interest jams of a group like the Up (musical agitprop arm of the Ann Arbor Rainbow Peoples’ Party) or the dilettantism of a Jefferson Airplane, even if it does bear about as much dialectical meat as Grand Funk singing "People Let’s Stop the War."

When it comes to politics rock ’n’ roll bands usually have more to say in or more that can be read into (which amounts to the same thing) their music than when they actually talk about it. Ozzy Osbourne is basically about as politicized as the average musician, and while he responded to a comment from the other end of the room to the effect that Nixon should be shot with a wave of the hand—"They’re all as bad as fucking one another, politicians"—he saw the songs themselves in quite literal terms as graphic depictions of the state of things today: "The day of writing bullshit songs is over, as far as I’m concerned. Why breed people to believe, like, fight because America loves you or England loves you, that’s all bullshit propaganda. The last guy who was a heavy dude with that was Hitler, and look what he did for the world. Why not just give people truth for a change, instead of just hyping ’em to believe what you want ’em to believe? I like to think that if people listen to the words they’ll get the truth of the song, like the lyrics to ‘Children of the Grave’. It’s about the kids of today and what we see. In America the revolution that’s in people’s minds is ridiculous, because if they believe in it strongly enough and it’s for good and they wanna get something out of it, then by all means revolt. You’re gonna hurt something on both sides, whether you let it stay the way it is and just ride it out or do something different. You couldn’t get it into a worse state than it is now, and you could get something much better. I don’t personally think that there will be a revolution where everybody will start freaking, because everybody’s gotta get old someday, and we’ll be complaining about something else."

His words reveal him to be at least as sincere as Mark Farner, and if both positions seem a little naïve, they still can be taken not only with a grain of salt but with the music itself as indications of a genuine concern, leading even to the conclusion that for all the ugliness and hatred in their music, for all the spectres of wicked enemies crawling on their knees through brimstone toward the base of a white-hot mushroom cloud, the ultimate thrust of what Black Sabbath are saying or trying to say is an uncommonly humanist impulse. And because they do care, and because they hit the nerve square-on as often as they do, and because even their phantasmagorias of malediction and punishment are so vivid, and because they are better at all of this (musically and thematically) than Grand Funk and just about any other working Third Generation band with the possible exception of Alice Cooper, and because Alice Cooper doesn’t really mean it and Black Sabbath does, it’s mighty difficult to overstate how much we’ve needed them and still do.

So let the "downer-rock" slander stand, because at this point it’s hard to imagine anything that could really drag Black Sabbath down. They have a pretty good idea where they stand in the mythic arena behind the public eye, and take the drug culture and the staples connecting them with it the only way they can, with equanimity: "We get knocked by a thousand people saying it’s downer rock," observes Ozzy, "like ‘Take your reds, man, and go see Black Sabbath’ and all this. If we weren’t here, they’d still be taking the downers. People are gonna take dope whether they go see fucking James Taylor or Englebert Humperdinck. I really can’t see that we’ve enticed it at all, but people tend to say that we entice people into taking drugs. I mean, since you’ve heard our music, you haven’t started taking dope..."

"Not since."

"If you take dope," he continues, ignoring the preeningly hip wisecrack, "you take dope because you like to get high. You don’t take it because four guys are making loads of money out of the people saying ‘You must take dope’. If they want to use us as an excuse, go ahead."

The only trouble with that position, which is perfectly correct, is that people pick up on things in the ghastliest, most uncalled-for ways. Black Sabbath have a song on the subject of drugs called "Hand of Doom":


Take you little dose
You join the other fools
Turn to something new
Now it’s killing you.

First it was the Bomb
Vietnam, napalm
Disillusioning
You push the needle in.

Your mind is full of pleasure
Your body’s looking ill
To you it’s shallow leisure
So drop the acid pill!
Don’t stop to think, now!

You’re having a good time, baby
But it won’t last
Your mind’s all full of things
You’re living too fast
Go out, enjoy yourself
Don’t worry then
You need somebody to help you
Stick the needle in.


Now, as far as I’m concerned that song, aside from having an arrangement with incredible dynamics including upwards of half a dozen breaks, is one of the strongest, starkest statements on the chemical plague to come out of pop music. It’s almost as good as Lou Reed’s "Heroin," and absolutely demolishes such false sentiments as "The Needle and the Damage Done" or John Prine’s "Sam Stone," because it doesn’t romanticize too much (the element is inescapable) and doesn’t turn the subject into grist for a soap opera. Instead, in grim, straightforward language, it describes a person dying slowly by their own hand, and points out the insanity of it firmly.

But there are people, and I’ve known some of them, who will come along and take a song like this and automatically pick out some of the harshest lines with peculiar logic, taking them as an affirmation of that self-destructive cycle. They think Ozzy is saying, "Take the acid! Stick the needle in! Don’t stop to think about the consequences, because we could all be minute specks of radioactive excreta in just four seconds now. Among other good reasons." I must admit that, having lived that syndrome to some small degree myself, I sort of get that out of it, perceiving it as tangible thrill to hear a rock star backed up by a driving rhythm section spit out the most nihilistic, amoral injunctions possible; I often felt this way listening to the early Velvet Underground, and Mick Jagger communicates the same sensation in some of his more decadent moments. That’s exactly what it is, a sensation, like the feeling you get at the movies when you see a shotgun blast somebody’s guts through their back in slow motion, a rusty kick turned to when schticks more moral have begun to pass your jaded palate with scarcely a glint of recognition, and you just want to come as close as you can to the bloodlust orgies, death or utter degradation without actually having to experience them firsthand. It’s the least honorable form of vicarious entertainment, not to mention being the essence of cowardice. But that’s the way it seems to be today.

Ozzy expects such reactions, and manages to be philosophical about them: "The weird thing about audiences is that they’ll get a song and fuck it around to the way they want to think. The lyrics to ‘Hand of Doom’ are the goriest, most filthy lyrics you could find for drug addicts... It’s like if you see a Western film for instance, when I was a kid I’d see it and say, ‘Wow, the Range Rider just shot Dick West in the ‘ead, and it’s really ridiculous seeing this guy do this dramatic death.’ But now it’s gotten more realistic, where you can see them shoot somebody and it actually just blows them to pieces. And that’s the way it really is. People don’t die like, ‘Oh, Jules, don’t forget to feed the cat tonight,’ and fuckin’ die in their mother’s arms. When somebody puts a gun to your head and pulls the trigger you’re fucked, and it’s like somebody puts a gun to your arm and shoots you dead when you do dope this way. We went to one concert in America, I don’t remember where it was... after the show, on the floor, there was about a thousand fucking syringes; I was amazed, I felt sick, I really felt ill to think I had just performed to people that were that one step nearer to the hole. I can understand why people want to take dope; it’s pressure, basically, and fear. This country is frightening for the younger generation because it’s at war. I know I’d go insane if I had to go to Vietnam, I couldn’t go, they could call me a coward, they could fucking brand me for life, but I just couldn’t do anything like that because I value life. Why should anybody have to go in a fucking trench, popping people off, just because somebody’s saying [gruff voice]: ‘More war! More war! Send thousands more troops out...’"

Hearing him talk was at times almost like something lifted directly from one of the band’s songs, but that’s only because the songs are so reflective of the general attitudes of young people in this country and Europe today. Ozzy Osbourne is somebody you could have gone to high school with. The only trouble with his reasoning is that it can’t be totally swallowed that the war in Vietnam and the spectre of the draft are heavy enough to be an absolute factor in so many people trashing their lives with drugs; there’s got to be something else. So I said that when I went to rock concerts I often had the impression that people were sitting in trenches almost as degraded and unpleasant in their own way, and asked him if he thought that they were doing all that they are doing to themselves to keep from sitting in a trench Over There, if people were actually killing themselves as a response to the possibility of having to kill someone else.

He thought a minute, straightened the towel wrapped around his hair (freshly-washed for the evening show). "I can’t really say. I think it’s having to live in the city, because all cities are like a big garbage can. My hometown Birmingham is just like this place [Detroit], violence and such, and I’ve been through it all. I’ve been in fucking prison, I’ve bummed around, but it’s only the city that makes you do things. I’m lucky—I could portray the way I was reared and brought up, I went through a lot of the stories your people are going through now, violence, getting cut to ribbons and stabbed and everything... so a lot of this naturally comes out in our music. I don’t know if we’re always as close to the edge as people seem to think our music is, I would think not, but sometimes we feel pissed off, so we write that kind of song. Other times it just comes out, like ‘Paranoid’ just happened, we wrote that and recorded it in half an hour. On the next album Geezer wrote a song with some very strange lyrics, called ‘Snowblind’. You can interpret it, I suppose, as being about taking cocaine. People are going to interpret it that way, anyway. People in America like fantasy, they like to think they can suss it all out. If you were going to write a song that is definitely about one thing, you’d write it definite, you wouldn’t put two meanings to it. And if you wanted to write ‘Smackin’ up’s good,’ you’d write it that way."

Such a statement overlooks whole vast genres of doublespeak-rock, all those dope lyrics of 1965-8, not to mention the incredible sexual fantasies gleaned over the years from "Louie Louie" and endless numbers of old R&B songs. But perhaps that’s one of the distinctive things about Black Sabbath; for all their phosphorescent imagery, they do tend to think quite literally, and the ratio of artifice and contrivance, not to mention plain attitudinal dishonesty towards the audience, in their music is unusually small. Just compare them with someone like Alice Cooper, who is a great rock ’n’ roller and true original and fine singer in the Freddy Cannon tradition and all that, but wraps himself in more tissues off the rotting haunces of P.T. Barnum and Belasco every tour, who doesn’t really mean anything he says as far as I can see, and regards the whole thing with cynical good humor and high-energy professionalism as simple Show Business. Alice Cooper is selling a product; so are Black Sabbath, I guess, but they don’t exactly know it, or at least are far more concerned with sharing their understanding of the world than with being the flashiest, hardest workin’ band in show business. And, raw as the product sometimes gets, this quality demands our respect. They say what they must and mean what they say, even if the collisions between their perception of the hurricane whose eye they ride in and the audience’s reality can sometimes be jarring.

Ozzy remembers, "We did a gig once, and they were all sitting down at the front shaking their fists and scowling at us... gettin’ off on our downer music." He laughs, but not too heartily. "I was holding the mikestand tight, shaking, and the first five rows all have fucking bottles in their hands. I had visions of somebody blowing my head off. I like to see people getting up, grooving around, dancing and having a good time. But sometimes I think to myself when people are really going nuts, are they aware of what they’re dancing to, are they aware of the lyrics and the concept of the song? I mainly just want to go onstage and give people a good time, but I still wonder exactly where they’re at sometimes, especially with this fucking downer-rock thing."




Now deep in the heart of a lonely kid
Sufferin’ so much for what he did
They gave for his trouble so much
fortune and fame
Since that day he ain’t
been the same.

See the man with the stage fright
Just standin’ up there
Givin’ all his might
And he got caught in the spotlight
But when he gets to the end
It’ll start all over again.

—Robbie Robertson, The Band,
"Stage Fright"


I attended a Black Sabbath show not long after the interview with Ozzy, and contrary to legend found it pretty much like any other rock concert, no excess of ODs or obnoxious incidents obtaining from too many people at one time in one place being so fucked-up they hadn’t the slightest idea what they were doing or why. I’d heard tales of Black Sabbath concerts that would make a fragile soul blanch; Sandy Pearlman told me that at the last one he attended, nobody in the audience could even stand up, barely managed to applaud, and bodies were sprawled everywhere. And that’s just a routine recounting.

On the other hand, Sabbath’s current tour is with Yes, who have just begun to come into their own superstardom via "Roundabout" and their Fragile album, and, as you might expect when the act puts titles like that on its creations, the fans tend to be a slightly different breed of mutt. Pushing the mean age up towards college level, I would think.

I didn’t see much real downhome degeneracy this night—in fact, I was amazed at how well-behaved and in what good condition the crowd seemed to be. Wandering among them, you just noticed faces and bodies and clothes in the most normal way that you sometimes all but forget, this being one time you couldn’t routinely read somebody’s psychic centigrade on their face like some strange barometer. If more than a minority were flying blind, they were putting up an awfully good front.

Almost as good as the one that Yes put up, playing a slick, flashy set of formica art-rock that wowed ’em to the rafters. They got an incredible standing ovation encore, where Sabbath, the headliners, didn’t even come back or get asked to; at the exact instant that "Paranoid," the last song of their set, died away and they started off, the audience began to flow down into the aisles as if cued. And I thought encores had become an unbreakable social custom!

They didn’t play a particularly mindbending set that night; the chemistry between an audience and an act is always a somewhat more delicate thing than some people think. Ozzy had commented on this very matter a few hours earlier: "I feel bad some nights when we go onstage and we don’t play well, but every new audience you play to, they think you should play superior for them. So if you do one duff gig, there’re about 20,000 or however many people in the audience and they think, ‘Oh, Black Sabbath is shit,’ but they don’t think of how you’ve been working for a long time. And I’d really like for a lot of people to do the work a band does, just to see what it’s like. You might go for a couple weeks, doing okay, but then you have a problem, you might phone home and something’s happened, or something will crop up which will really disturb you, and that’ll put you right off the show. Or you get needled easily, people can bug you, because it’s the stress of the tour. It’s very strenuous work, not physically hard, but mentally very hard, Fucks your nerves up, it does, this business. Sometimes I feel like it’s eating me up, like I’m going fucking crazy. Like on one tour I was smashing up hotel rooms, just for the fun of it, just for something to do...

"Every time you come in backstage and walk out and take a look, it looks like fucking eternity out there. We played the Albert Hall for the first time last year. I’d played in fucking monstrous places in America, 20,000 seats, before 70,000 people at festivals, but at the Albert Hall I got so stage frightened I was trembling by the time I got on. It’s monstrous, like we played the Forum in Los Angeles last week, and it was fucking unreal. I must have looked that fucking big "—he illustrates, holding his forefinger a quarter-inch from his thumb—" from the back. The promoters think, ‘Well, if we can use this one hall we can get 10,000 people, but if we use the one around the corner we can get 20,000 people and make twice as much money.’ Like at the Forum, how can you get into any band in a place like that? Also, they ought to have one fixed price, because who’s got the money to pay for the good seats? At the Forum it’s the straight people who want to know what it’s all about, their father’s a lawyer or something, and they just sit here and... "—and here he went into a pantomime, putting his face into the most insipidly uncomprehending expression imaginable, staring straight up in utter solemnity and making with a few slow, stiff claps, like a paraplegic wheeled up to the edge of the stage at a telethon—" ...and then you look at the back of this fucking cavern and they’re all scroungy, normal people, going Aaarrrgggghhhhhhhhh..."

Rock concerts and halls are a bit perplexing, these days. Cobo Arena, where I saw Sabbath in Detroit, pretty well fits Ozzy’s specifications of the non-ideal theatre. (It’s the biggest pleasure palace in these parts, where they have hockey games and Big Time Wrestling on off weeknights and only the very biggest draws in rock ’n’ roll can fill it.) The Black Sabbath-Yes bill sold the joint out, but even aside from the gneral draftiness of such a place, where any amount of volume can get lost in the mouldy corridors and spacious obscurities, the audience was at least 60% a Yes turnout. On top of that Sabbath, to my utter amazement and again confounding the legend, played a set a volume level roughly average for a scuffling non-sequitur band with one album out second-billed at the Eastown Ballroom, a trashy dive of local repute. When I saw Grand Funk I didn’t regain my equilibrium or lose the ringing in my ears for a full 24 hours after they left the stage; I had never heard anything that loud in my entire life. Now, after all the slush in the press about Warner Brothers executives packing special earplugs at all times in the event of having to attend a Black Sabbath show in the line of duty, I couldn’t believe this spate of whispery feedback and conversational vocals—I was pissed! Oh, they played all right, but hell, I used to go every chance I got to see The Stooges in their decline, when every song was the identical wall of noise and you couldn’t tell one note from the next; I don’t care if he gets the fucking solo exactly like it was on the album!

Since the original scam on this story was that it was going to be a graphic tragic survey of the littered battlefield of the contemporary concert, with pitiful panoramas of passed-out pubes and other alliterative gimmicks, most of us from CREEM prepared ourselves for this harrowing experience by consuming a down or two ourselves. Now there we were, practically (or so it seemed to me) the only barbiturate reprobates in sight for miles. Ever alert for lurid detail, CREEMer Jaan Uhelszki reported to me that someone tried to sell her a pill called Carbotrol in the bathroom, and that at one point she saw a girl puking. One miserable fucking puke!

Also, marijuana was legal in Michigan now and for about the next three weeks, due to a high state court ruling that since the possession law was about to convert to a misdemeanor the old one would be unenforceable in the meantime, so everybody can smoke themselves silly wherever they want with no fears greater than emphysema. Journalistic dynamite! I expected people to be walking around casual as dons puffing languidly on joints just like they was cigarettes, never even removing the things from their mouths, or maybe indulging in mass orgiastic smoke-frenzies such as prophesied by John Sinclair and Jerry Rubin, but damned if I didn’t see nary a public toke all evening. Everybody just sitting there in their seats with their hands folded listening to the music. It was positively spooky.

Finally, though, Black Sabbath came on and I settled myself on my concrete perch to enjoy the flak. It must be remarked that they don’t have the stage show of the century—Geezer Butler gets in some nice hunchover-and-rearback english on bass, Bill Ward is about average for drummer histrionics, but Tony Iommi plays guitar in a fixed stance with eyes glued to the frets, as if he were concentrating so deeply on what he was doing that he could be home in his Birmingham parlour and the audience a solitary titmouse. Ozzy has fun onstage, more than you might expect with material of the type they specialize in, confirming his earlier remark that "Our music to an extent relieves the tension which builds up in people. When I get on stage and start looning around, I feel a big relief, I know that something’s getting released."

Yeah, me too, whether I’m listening to your records stomping off a bad day with a bottle of wine in my own parlor, or watching your stage hop, which is pretty nifty kid. You ain’t no Mark Jagger, but you ain’t pretentious when it comes to wigglin’ either. In fact, your bouncy enthusiasm, conveying the same sense of ingenousness that your manner and conversation do in person, is infectious, and I really wanted to have a good time even if my big Teenage Wasteland expose piece was shot and even if the volume was on vacation and even though my back and feet hurt and I was tired and cold and basically bored. I wanted to have a good time not only because I like Black Sabbath but because you made me want to, and I guess that’s why I’m pissed off, because except for a few minutes of churning and growling roar-along with "Children of the Grave" and the much-too-short "Paranoid," I just killed time that set, I just sat and waited half-hearing like I usually do at these thing, and it wasn’t really anybody’s fault, not even my own. I almost wonder if I don’t prefer it when everybody’s drugged and obnoxious.

When you took off your shirt it didn’t have quite the James Brown drama of Mark Farner’s customary symbolic Unveiling Of The Plowboy Rock Prince biceps, but it was a nice gesture anyway and one of the two crazy teenage girls behind me who squealed for you all night yelled, "Take it all off, Ozzy!" They were wearing dark-velvet suits with swirling Edwardian capes and black wooden crosses hanging on leather thongs around their necks even though I noticed that of the band only Geezer was still sporting his lucky crucifix, and at some point early in the set one of them actually yelled, "You devils!" Which give you a lot to live up to, maybe.

And when the human sea surged down the center aisle in a massive jam just as your set was beginning, I began to get my hopes up, especially when a dozen or so harried ushers and rentacops came scurrying from the open spaces at the sides of the stage and began to make a series of futile attempts to break up the bobbing Black Sabbath congregation by hand and accusing flashlight. The faithful stayed put, though (most of them couldn’t have moved anyway), and pretty soon a large crucifix made out of two boards wrapped in tinfoil and nailed together, which some dizzy zealot must have actually lugged down to this gig from Pontiac or somewhere, was hauled aloft near the rear of the congregation and passed from hand to hand, slowly and cumbersomely without doubt, up to the front until somebody was actually holding this big silver elephant of an icon right in front of your face as you sang, obscuring the view of people behind them and becoming a bit absurd in the urgency to do something that might provoke a sign of affirmative recognition from their heroes, signifying that they’re on the Same Trip. Even if it’s only because they think that you’re strange (but don’t change...) and must be at least incredibly eccentric and at most unspeakably depraved and hope to catch a glimpse of some telling gesture that will hint at the lives you must lead. From the interview:

Q.: "As thing stand now you must be one of the two or three best selling bands in the world."

A.: "I really don’t know that. People say, ‘Fuck, man, do you realize how big you are?,’ and I’m gettin’ on a plane, gettin’ off a plane and goin’ home... Everybody thinks a tour is just one big rockin’ dope sex orgy, and you do meet some incredible chicks on tour, and they’ll do anything to get at you. Like one morning I’m sleeping and the phone rings: ‘Hello.’ And this very breathy voice on the other end: ‘Hellooo.’ ‘Who are you?’ ‘I’m the Blow Job Queen.’ Now, really! So when she said, ‘And who are yooo?,’ I said Geezer and gave her his room number. Next thing I know he’s calling me up saying she’s in his room and he can’t get her out. So we all go over and say, ‘Please leave,’ and she says, ‘No! Why? I give the best blowjobs in the West. Don’t you believe me?’ We don’t want to hurt her, we don’t know fucking what to say or do, so finally we all threaten to piss on her if she doesn’t leave, and she does. Or this other one that was up the other night, so nervous that every time I’d look at her she’d freeze, and look at me like she was having some kind of epileptic fit. So I asked, ‘Are you all right? Do you want a glass of water or something?’ but she couldn’t speak a word. Half the time I don’t even bother. I can wait till I get home. Wouldn’t want to bring a case of crabs back to my wife, anyway.

"People really go weird, man, it’s fuckin’ funny at times, like ‘Touch my hand!’ and you go ‘What?’ and they go ‘He’s touched my hand!’ and run off in the crowd." He laughs. "They tend to think of you as a fucking miracle man or something. A great person I met once was Peter Green of Fleetwood Mac. And I asked him why he quit the band and he told that he’d been slogging around for about ten years or so, and when it did eventually happen he said he started completely to lose his identity. And that’s what I don’t want to do. I don’t wanta be ‘OZZY OSBOURNE,’ I just wanta be me, like you are you, and live an ordinary life. Now I’m a bit financially secure, I’ve bought my own house, I’ve got my own wife and two kids and that’s all I want. Sure, people think that after we do a gig we go and sleep upside down on the rafters or something. This chick says, ‘Is it true you all live in a big castle in Scotland?’ They think we run around the fucking fields with no clothes on, with big pitchforks in our hands. I mean, I’m just an ordinary guy making music, I’m very depressed; personally. I’m a fucking neurotic. I’m always going to psychiatrists and things to have my head looked at because I’m so down all the time. But people tend to think that we live Black Sabbath. Well, I love the band, I’ve worked through all the stages with it, but I love my home and my family a thousand times more. Because that’s reality, that’s what I live for. People tend to fucking think that I go home and whip my wife to shreds, you know... I’m not saying I don’t," he laughs again, "but they think my mother was a vampire bat, and my father was a fucking graverobber. It’s just that people think that that sort of thing, that and violence, is exciting. Kim Fowley told me, ‘I tell you what you wanna do next man, you oughta go to Mexico and buy a corpse, and take it onstage and stab it.’ And it’s getting to that point. We intend to be around for awhile, but we don’t nurse any illusions either. Black Sabbath was just a successful thing that happened, you can’t predict how or why, it’s just one of those freaky things in life that happens. I can’t go doing this forever. Sooner or later it’s going to fizzle out, when fucking Adolf Hitler and the Gestapo start coming after us or something. And then there’ll be a new thing called Gas Chamber Rock: ‘Bring your mother to the gas chamber!’"
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Mensaje por Supernaut Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 17:15

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No, si en realidad no me he escuchado el disco, pero me encanta que llame aborto a un disco del Cooper.

Ahora sí que se ha ganado nuestro respeto Laughing

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Mensaje por Perry go round Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 17:22

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Perry go round escribió:Entonces mejor que no nos conzcamos en persona Laughing Evil or Very Mad

No, si en realidad no me he escuchado el disco, pero me encanta que llame aborto a un disco del Cooper.

Ahora sí que se ha ganado nuestro respeto Laughing
Punkobi seguramente forme parte de alguna redacción, todo encaja Laughing
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Mensaje por SAL PARADISE Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 18:19

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Perry go round escribió:Entonces mejor que no nos conzcamos en persona Laughing Evil or Very Mad

No, si en realidad no me he escuchado el disco, pero me encanta que llame aborto a un disco del Cooper.

Ahora sí que se ha ganado nuestro respeto Laughing

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Mensaje por Malkobitch Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 19:20

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Mensaje por Kupak Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 19:28

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Perry go round escribió:Entonces mejor que no nos conzcamos en persona Laughing Evil or Very Mad

No, si en realidad no me he escuchado el disco, pero me encanta que llame aborto a un disco del Cooper.

Ahora sí que se ha ganado nuestro respeto Laughing
Punkobi seguramente forme parte de alguna redacción, todo encaja Laughing

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Mensaje por morley Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 20:29

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punkuboi escribió:Pues yo como que estoy bastante de acuerdo con el pollo este críticón.

OK, a ver si suscribe también esta crítica de la Rolling Stone, esa revista visionaria, sobre el debut de los Sabbath:

By Lester Bangs
September 17, 1970

Over across the tracks in the industrial side of Cream country lie unskilled laborers like Black Sabbath, which was hyped as a rockin' ritual celebration of the Satanic mass or some such claptrap, something like England's answer to Coven. Well, they're not that bad, but that's about all the credit you can give them. The whole album is a shuck — despite the murky songtitles and some inane lyrics that sound like Vanilla Fudge paying doggerel tribute to Aleister Crowley, the album has nothing to do with spiritualism, the occult, or anything much except stiff recitations of Cream clichés that sound like the musicians learned them out of a book, grinding on and on with dogged persistence. Vocals are sparse, most of the album being filled with plodding bass lines over which the lead guitar dribbles wooden Claptonisms from the master's tiredest Cream days. They even have discordant jams with bass and guitar reeling like velocitized speedfreaks all over each other's musical perimeters yet never quite finding synch — just like Cream! But worse.


La pregunta es: ¿a estos tipos les gustaba algo que no fueran los jodios Cream? Laughing

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Mensaje por Nashville Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 22:15

morley escribió:
DarthMercury escribió:
punkuboi escribió:Pues yo como que estoy bastante de acuerdo con el pollo este críticón.

OK, a ver si suscribe también esta crítica de la Rolling Stone, esa revista visionaria, sobre el debut de los Sabbath:

By Lester Bangs
September 17, 1970

Over across the tracks in the industrial side of Cream country lie unskilled laborers like Black Sabbath, which was hyped as a rockin' ritual celebration of the Satanic mass or some such claptrap, something like England's answer to Coven. Well, they're not that bad, but that's about all the credit you can give them. The whole album is a shuck — despite the murky songtitles and some inane lyrics that sound like Vanilla Fudge paying doggerel tribute to Aleister Crowley, the album has nothing to do with spiritualism, the occult, or anything much except stiff recitations of Cream clichés that sound like the musicians learned them out of a book, grinding on and on with dogged persistence. Vocals are sparse, most of the album being filled with plodding bass lines over which the lead guitar dribbles wooden Claptonisms from the master's tiredest Cream days. They even have discordant jams with bass and guitar reeling like velocitized speedfreaks all over each other's musical perimeters yet never quite finding synch — just like Cream! But worse.


La pregunta es: ¿a estos tipos les gustaba algo que no fueran los jodios Cream? Laughing

a este Lester me gustaría encontrarmelo en persona... si es que aun está vivo, claro... HitMe

Murió hace bastantes años, es probablemente el crítico musical más famoso, y como casi todos los que se toman demasiado en serio a sí mismos, era un extremista en sus opiniones. Aún con todo es una leyenda, porque cuando hacía una crítica positiva transmitía auténtica pasión por la música.

Ni que decir tiene que fué uno de los que empezó a escribir el manual del buen rockero y juzgaba a los demás según esas reglas.
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Mensaje por Perry go round Vie 16 Sep 2011 - 22:35

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Perry go round escribió:Entonces mejor que no nos conzcamos en persona Laughing Evil or Very Mad

No, si en realidad no me he escuchado el disco, pero me encanta que llame aborto a un disco del Cooper.

Ahora sí que se ha ganado nuestro respeto Laughing
Punkobi seguramente forme parte de alguna redacción, todo encaja Laughing

Joer, que vista de halcón, venga, me hago el interesante... digamos que SÍ.
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Lo decía sólo por el tema de poner a parir un disco sin haberlo escuchado. Si existe un manual del buen periodista/crítico, igual que existe un manual del buen rockero, la primera regla parece ser hablar mal de todo sin tener conocimiento de causa Laughing Twisted Evil
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Mensaje por Kupak Sáb 17 Sep 2011 - 1:18

Perry go round escribió:
punkuboi escribió:
Perry go round escribió:
DarthMercury escribió:
punkuboi escribió:
Perry go round escribió:Entonces mejor que no nos conzcamos en persona Laughing Evil or Very Mad

No, si en realidad no me he escuchado el disco, pero me encanta que llame aborto a un disco del Cooper.

Ahora sí que se ha ganado nuestro respeto Laughing
Punkobi seguramente forme parte de alguna redacción, todo encaja Laughing

Joer, que vista de halcón, venga, me hago el interesante... digamos que SÍ.
Laughing
Lo decía sólo por el tema de poner a parir un disco sin haberlo escuchado. Si existe un manual del buen periodista/crítico, igual que existe un manual del buen rockero, la primera regla parece ser hablar mal de todo sin tener conocimiento de causa Laughing Twisted Evil

Pues sí, es básicamente lo que hago.
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Mensaje por Perry go round Sáb 17 Sep 2011 - 1:37

punkuboi escribió:
Perry go round escribió:
punkuboi escribió:
Perry go round escribió:
DarthMercury escribió:
punkuboi escribió:
Perry go round escribió:Entonces mejor que no nos conzcamos en persona Laughing Evil or Very Mad

No, si en realidad no me he escuchado el disco, pero me encanta que llame aborto a un disco del Cooper.

Ahora sí que se ha ganado nuestro respeto Laughing
Punkobi seguramente forme parte de alguna redacción, todo encaja Laughing

Joer, que vista de halcón, venga, me hago el interesante... digamos que SÍ.
Laughing
Lo decía sólo por el tema de poner a parir un disco sin haberlo escuchado. Si existe un manual del buen periodista/crítico, igual que existe un manual del buen rockero, la primera regla parece ser hablar mal de todo sin tener conocimiento de causa Laughing Twisted Evil

Pues sí, es básicamente lo que hago.
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Mensaje por Godofredo Sáb 17 Sep 2011 - 10:31

By Lester Bangs
September 17, 1970

Over across the tracks in the industrial side of Cream country lie unskilled laborers like Black Sabbath, which was hyped as a rockin' ritual celebration of the Satanic mass or some such claptrap, something like England's answer to Coven. Well, they're not that bad, but that's about all the credit you can give them. The whole album is a shuck — despite the murky songtitles and some inane lyrics that sound like Vanilla Fudge paying doggerel tribute to Aleister Crowley, the album has nothing to do with spiritualism, the occult, or anything much except stiff recitations of Cream clichés that sound like the musicians learned them out of a book, grinding on and on with dogged persistence. Vocals are sparse, most of the album being filled with plodding bass lines over which the lead guitar dribbles wooden Claptonisms from the master's tiredest Cream days. They even have discordant jams with bass and guitar reeling like velocitized speedfreaks all over each other's musical perimeters yet never quite finding synch — just like Cream! But worse.



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