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No tenía muy claro dónde ponerlo, pero esto es amor y hay que compartirlo.



All we wanna do is have a good time
Then you went and took our house away
No-one ever asked for our opinion
No, no, we don't get a say

AM, FM, all that jazz
We'd rather sing along with Yazz
What happened to the radio?
They never play the songs we know

Golden oldies, Rolling Stones, we don't want them back
I'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac
No heavy metal, rock'n'roll, music from the past
I'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac

I'd rather jack

Can't they see that every generation
Has music for its own identity?
But why the DJ on the radio station
Is always more than twice the age of me?

Who needs Pink Floyd, Dire Straits?
That's not our music, it's out of date
Demographic stereo
They never play the songs we know

Golden oldies, Rolling Stones, we don't want them back
I'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac
No heavy metal, rock'n'roll, music from the past
I'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac

I'd rather jack, I'd rather jack

AM, FM, all that jazz
We'd rather sing along with Yazz
What happened to the radio?
They never play the songs we know

Golden oldies, Rolling Stones, we don't want them back
I'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac
No heavy metal, rock'n'roll, music from the past
I'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac


Espero que no haya muchas embolías por aquí

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rebellion escribió:

Cada titular es un mundo

Y hablando de Pedro Marín...

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rebellion escribió:

Cada titular es un mundo

Y hablando de Pedro Marín...


Lo de "un hecho real, tengo un hijo subnormal" es una cosa tremebunda  

El auténtico temazo de pedro marín no es aire. Es esto que sacó en 2009

rebellion escribió:El auténtico temazo de pedro marín no es aire. Es esto que sacó en 2009

"El día después" de la violación??

Zulander escribió:

Viva el momento armónica y DJ

Más diseños de camisetas de grupos:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/worst-band-shirts.php?page=1

Y otro de chorradas ruockeras



http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/rockaganda-propaganda-posters.php

Rebe!

bastante emparanoiante...

en qué sentido gira la chica esta?



mira la imagen de la izquierda, y las tres girarán en un sentido, mira la de la derecha y las tres girarán en el otro sentido...

Godofredo escribió:

Como para pedirle que te la chupe.

Dani. escribió:

Godofredo escribió:

Como para pedirle que te la chupe.

Godofredo escribió:

Plántala en el altar si hay huevos...

¿Nadie más está siguiendo el twitter de la policía nacional?

Policía Nacional ‏@policia
Groupies de #JustinBieber: seguid indicaciones de Policía y organización .Cumplid las normas y... Keep calm! ;-) http://ow.ly/i/1GAc2

Policía Nacional @policia
Ola K Ase, o "k fuueerrtee, has visto??" y un link acortado de alguien que no conoces... (o sí, pero extraño). NO LO ABRAS, POSIBLE PHISHING

Policía Nacional @policia
Tu disfraz, tus colegas, vuestro sitio para las risas y el fiestón... Todo listo para #carnaval ¿Todo?Lo 1º, siempre, pensar en la seguridad

Deben tener a un becario encargado de darles un toque más moderno y enrollado

Txomin escribió:

...o una oca comiendole el culo a un caballo.

candy escribió:

Lo iba a poner en el topic del dipsómano o del qué estás bebiendo ahora, pero mejor aquí...

Drinking Games For Your Everyday Life

MORNING

Drink every time you hit the snooze button.
Is your breakfast too warm/cold? Drink.
Take two drinks for every piece of your neighbor’s mail you get.
If your SO says they're worried about your drinking, finish your drink.

WORK

Toss one back every time a copier/printer jams.
Take a shot for every work email you get reminding you about deadlines.
Chug-a-lug every time you miss a deadline.
Drink if you hear the magic word (“Fired”).

LUNCH

Drink if they don’t serve alcohol at the Sherwood Diner.
Drink if you can’t be drinking from outside drinks either.
Drink or take off three articles of clothing. Shout in the manager’s face. Leave.
If you want to cry in the parking lot because you don’t recognize yourself anymore, cry. Then drink.

ON THE ROAD

Drink if you want to go fast.
Go fast. Drink.
Drink if you get the text "YOU WERE FIRED??"
Drink for every weird bump in the road.
If you hear sirens, double down and drink as much potential evidence as you can. Floor it.
Drink for every out-of-state plate you see!

OUT FOR A WALK

Remove your emergency flask. Drink for every injury you sustained in the accident. Run.
If you can still hear sirens from the highway behind you, drink.
Drink if you happen upon a shady nook. Nap in it.
If it’s dark outside when you wake up, finish your drink. Remember to get home and drink some more.

DINNER

If you come home and there's no dinner, and the drink cabinet is empty, ask your SO "Where's dinner? Where's my drinks??"
Drink every time your SO insists you go to the hospital.
Drink if your SO asks where you got that bottle of furniture polish.
Take a swig of furniture polish for every tear your SO sheds.
Drink if the doorbell rings.
If it's the cops, finish the furniture polish. Lie down for a bit.

BEDTIME

Sleep now. If there be nought but darkness on the other side, drink.


mucho mejor que el kinito o el beer-pong!

y para hacer de la dipsomanía una actividad social...

Jajajajajajajajaja! ¡El último es tremendo!

KIM_BACALAO escribió:Lo iba a poner en el topic del dipsómano o del qué estás bebiendo ahora, pero mejor aquí...

Drinking Games For Your Everyday Life

MORNING

Drink every time you hit the snooze button.
Is your breakfast too warm/cold? Drink.
Take two drinks for every piece of your neighbor’s mail you get.
If your SO says they're worried about your drinking, finish your drink.

WORK

Toss one back every time a copier/printer jams.
Take a shot for every work email you get reminding you about deadlines.
Chug-a-lug every time you miss a deadline.
Drink if you hear the magic word (“Fired”).

LUNCH

Drink if they don’t serve alcohol at the Sherwood Diner.
Drink if you can’t be drinking from outside drinks either.
Drink or take off three articles of clothing. Shout in the manager’s face. Leave.
If you want to cry in the parking lot because you don’t recognize yourself anymore, cry. Then drink.

ON THE ROAD

Drink if you want to go fast.
Go fast. Drink.
Drink if you get the text "YOU WERE FIRED??"
Drink for every weird bump in the road.
If you hear sirens, double down and drink as much potential evidence as you can. Floor it.
Drink for every out-of-state plate you see!

OUT FOR A WALK

Remove your emergency flask. Drink for every injury you sustained in the accident. Run.
If you can still hear sirens from the highway behind you, drink.
Drink if you happen upon a shady nook. Nap in it.
If it’s dark outside when you wake up, finish your drink. Remember to get home and drink some more.

DINNER

If you come home and there's no dinner, and the drink cabinet is empty, ask your SO "Where's dinner? Where's my drinks??"
Drink every time your SO insists you go to the hospital.
Drink if your SO asks where you got that bottle of furniture polish.
Take a swig of furniture polish for every tear your SO sheds.
Drink if the doorbell rings.
If it's the cops, finish the furniture polish. Lie down for a bit.

BEDTIME

Sleep now. If there be nought but darkness on the other side, drink.


mucho mejor que el kinito o el beer-pong!

Me has dado una idea para un Topic.

freakedu escribió:

Sinceridad ante todo

No pillo el de Jack Mehoff

TIENENOMBRESMIL escribió:No pillo el de Jack Mehoff

"Pajeame" o "hazme una paja".

freakedu escribió:

TIENENOMBRESMIL escribió:No pillo el de Jack Mehoff

"Pajeame" o "hazme una paja".

¿si hago eso me lo explicas?

TIENENOMBRESMIL escribió:

freakedu escribió:

TIENENOMBRESMIL escribió:No pillo el de Jack Mehoff

"Pajeame" o "hazme una paja".

¿si hago eso me lo explicas?

freakedu escribió:

TIENENOMBRESMIL escribió:No pillo el de Jack Mehoff

"Pajeame" o "hazme una paja".

ese vacile se lo hacen al negro novio de David en Six feet under cuando empieza a currar de segurata de famosos

A mi me miran bien por ser Andorrano y traer whisky y tabaco



El del despido es brutal también

Joderrrrr.