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Mensaje por from the mars hotel Dom Oct 24 2010, 20:16

akhenaten666 escribió:Miami signed forward Jerry Stackhouse.

pero cuantas pelotas necesitaran para jugar........... Laughing ...............?............
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Mensaje por vandelay Dom Oct 24 2010, 20:33

akhenaten666 escribió:Washington waived forward Adam Morrison and center Sean Marks.

NO PENSAIS QUE MORRISON CON UN GOBIERNO SOCIALISTA,EL NIVEL DE VIDA ESPAÑOL TRABAJANDO LO JUSTO Y DEMAS NO SERÍA PARA METER 30 POR PARTÍDO Question
Jó, nos van a privar de highlights como éste:

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Mensaje por Mikel Faulkner Dom Oct 24 2010, 21:54

akhenaten666 escribió:Atlanta corta a Evan Brock, Richard Delk y Ricardo Marsh.
-Golden State despide a Aaron Miles, Vernon Goodridge y Cheyne Gadson.
-San Antonio ejerce su opción contractual de 4º año sobre George Hill y corta a James Gist y Kirk Penney.
-New Jersey ejerce sus opciones contractuales sobre Brook Lopez y Terrence Williams para la campaña 2011-12.
-Portland corta a Steven Hill y Raymond Sykes.
-Cleveland prescinde de Danny Green, Cedric Jackson y Tasmin Mitchell.
-Houston despide a Antonio Anderson, Mike Harris, Alexander Johnson y Jerel McNeal.
-Indiana ejerce sus opciones contractuales por Darren Collison y Tyler Hansbrough.
-Charlotte corta a Javaris Crittenton.
-Sacramento despide a Connor Atchley, Joe Crawford y Marcus Landry.
-Washington prescinde de Kevin Palmer.
-New Orleans se hace con D.J. Mbenga.
-Memphis corta a Luke Jackson, Tre Kelley y Kenny Thomas.
-Phoenix despide a Chucky Atkins.
-Philadelphia prescinde de James Florence.
-Chicago despide a Chris Richard.
-Milwaukee corta a Keith Gallon.
-New Jersey prescinde de Eddie Gill.
¿Alguno de estos podría acabar en Europa o simplemente se a la liga de desarrollo a esperar otra oportunidad?
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Mensaje por akhenaten666 Dom Oct 24 2010, 21:57

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akhenaten666 escribió:Atlanta corta a Evan Brock, Richard Delk y Ricardo Marsh.
-Golden State despide a Aaron Miles, Vernon Goodridge y Cheyne Gadson.
-San Antonio ejerce su opción contractual de 4º año sobre George Hill y corta a James Gist y Kirk Penney.
-New Jersey ejerce sus opciones contractuales sobre Brook Lopez y Terrence Williams para la campaña 2011-12.
-Portland corta a Steven Hill y Raymond Sykes.
-Cleveland prescinde de Danny Green, Cedric Jackson y Tasmin Mitchell.
-Houston despide a Antonio Anderson, Mike Harris, Alexander Johnson y Jerel McNeal.
-Indiana ejerce sus opciones contractuales por Darren Collison y Tyler Hansbrough.
-Charlotte corta a Javaris Crittenton.
-Sacramento despide a Connor Atchley, Joe Crawford y Marcus Landry.
-Washington prescinde de Kevin Palmer.
-New Orleans se hace con D.J. Mbenga.
-Memphis corta a Luke Jackson, Tre Kelley y Kenny Thomas.
-Phoenix despide a Chucky Atkins.
-Philadelphia prescinde de James Florence.
-Chicago despide a Chris Richard.
-Milwaukee corta a Keith Gallon.
-New Jersey prescinde de Eddie Gill.
¿Alguno de estos podría acabar en Europa o simplemente se a la liga de desarrollo a esperar otra oportunidad?
hay muchos que en europa podrían hacer algo pero ultimamente se fichan americanos malos
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Mensaje por akhenaten666 Dom Oct 24 2010, 21:58

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akhenaten666 escribió:Washington waived forward Adam Morrison and center Sean Marks.

NO PENSAIS QUE MORRISON CON UN GOBIERNO SOCIALISTA,EL NIVEL DE VIDA ESPAÑOL TRABAJANDO LO JUSTO Y DEMAS NO SERÍA PARA METER 30 POR PARTÍDO Question
Jó, nos van a privar de highlights como éste:

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Mensaje por Mikel Faulkner Dom Oct 24 2010, 22:01

NBA 2011 Morrisonlulz
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Mensaje por Arturo Bandini Dom Oct 24 2010, 22:35

Mikel Faulkner escribió:NBA 2011 Morrisonlulz

Ese chico es un megacrack .
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Mensaje por akhenaten666 Dom Oct 24 2010, 22:37

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Mikel Faulkner escribió:NBA 2011 Morrisonlulz

Ese chico es un megacrack .
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Mensaje por akhenaten666 Lun Oct 25 2010, 14:05

-Cleveland ejerce su opción de cuarto año sobre J.J. Hickson. Además, podrían ofrecer a Maurice Williams y Jamario Moon por Baron Davis.
-Boston despide a Stephane Lasme (que interesa a los Suns), Keith Gallon y Mario West.
-Charlotte se deshace de Darius Miles y Matt Rogers.
-Chicago corta a John Lucas III, Kyle Weaver y Roger Powell.
-Dallas despide a Dee Brown, Rashad McCants, Sean Williams y Adam Haluska.
-Denver ejerce su opción sobre Ty Lawson para la campaña 2011-12.
-Philadelphia ejerce su opción de tercer año sobre Jrue Holiday, y de cuarto año sobre Marreese Speights. Además, corta a Trent Plaisted (que sonó para el Manresa) y Chris Quinn.
-Phoenix ejerce su opción de cuarto año sobre Robin Lopez.
-Los Spurs podrían estar interesados en hacerse con Milos Teodosic.
-Los Knicks cortan a Patrick Ewing Jr. y ejercen sus opciones de cuarto año sobre Danilo Gallinari y Anthony Randolph, y de tercero sobre Toney Douglas.
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Mensaje por MR.PUNCHY Lun Oct 25 2010, 14:34

Con el cementerio de elefantes que se esta convirtiendo Phoenix estoy empezando a dudar que consigamos meternos en play offs.En fin,viva KEVIN JOHNSON.

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Mensaje por akhenaten666 Mar Oct 26 2010, 14:09

-Miami corta a Da'Sean Butler y Patrick Beverley para quedarse con un plantel de 15 jugadores.
-Chicago ejerce su opción contractual de cuarto año sobre Derrick Rose y de tercero sobre Taj Gibson y James Johnson.
-Milwaukee ejerce su opción de tercer año sobre Brandon Jennings.
-Portland corta a Jeff Pendergraph y hace oficial la contratación de Fabricio Oberto por un año.
-Sacramento ejerce sus opciones sobre Tyreke Evans, Jason Thompson, Donte Greene y Omri Casspi.
-Oklahoma ejerce sus opciones sobre James Harden, Serge Ibaka, Eric Maynor, Byron Mullens, Russell Westbrook y D.J. White.
-Indiana corta a Magnus Rolle.
-Milwaukee despide a Brian Skinner.
-Los Angeles Clippers cortan a Marqus Blakely.
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Mensaje por akhenaten666 Mar Oct 26 2010, 14:28

POR CIERTO,ESTA NOCHE EMPIEZA EL BAILE..............
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Mensaje por Breath Mar Oct 26 2010, 14:34

Bueno señores, esta noche empieza lo gordo!

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dr hackenbush escribió:yujuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

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Mensaje por Sugar Bug Mar Oct 26 2010, 19:46

Breath escribió:Bueno señores, esta noche empieza lo gordo!

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NBA 2011 Charles+Barkley+and+Donut
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Mensaje por deniztek Mar Oct 26 2010, 21:42

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Boston no será lo mismo sin él... Laughing

curioso equipo el de los Celtics esta temporada, por cierto...a mí me gusta. ray allen, marquis daniels, glenn davis, kevin garnett, semih erden, jermaine o'neal, shaquille o'neal, kendrick perkins, paul pierce, nate robinson, rajon rondo, von wafer y delonte west.

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Mensaje por vandelay Mar Oct 26 2010, 21:50

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Breath escribió:Bueno señores, esta noche empieza lo gordo!

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TOP 50 CHARLES BARKLEY QUOTES

50. "I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."

49. "You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."

48. "I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime."

47. "We better not be doing the Bulls this year. Man, they suck! Bunch of high school kids with $70 million contracts. Damn! I hate my mother for having me too soon."

46. "You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person."

45. After retiring from basketball "I'm just what America needs - another unemployed black man.

44. Ernie: "Did they recognize you in South Dakota?"
Charles: "Yes, they did. It was easy because I was the only black person there. When they see me walking down the street they say 'There he goes again'. And when I come back the next year they say 'He's back yawl!'"

43. Right after Peja won the 3-point contest: "Kenny said it was going to be an all-international night. I want to know which international brother is going to win the slam dunk contest."

42. On the Enron scandal investigation: "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool."

41. "I had to explain to my daughter why that skank Monica Lewinski has an hour special on HBO this weekend."

40. Ernie: "Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort."
Charles: "20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!"

39. "Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself."

38. EJ: "Did you graduate from Auburn?"
Charles: "No, but I have a couple people working for me who did."

37. "Dick Bavetta and Moses parted the Red Sea together."

36. Ernie Johnson, on Reggie Evans being caught grabbing the rocks of Chris Kaman: "(Reggie Evans) got caught with his hand in the cookie jar."Charles Barkley: "Ernie, I don't know where you get your cookies at but the rest of us don't get ours there."

35. On his 17-year old daughter not dating yet: "Thank goodness. I just hope she doesn't start before I go in the Hall of Fame. That way, I won't have to kill anybody before I get inducted."

34. Kenny: "There's guys who go over to Europe and play overseas from America, and they dominate!"
Charles: "Those are called 'brothers'

33. After Wang has a shot blocked: "He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough"

32. Barkley on Turner Sports office having a betting pool on his weight: "That is starting to hurt my feelings. I don't mind skinny people making fun of me, we all do that, but I don't want fat people making fun of me."

31. "We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good."

30. When the Dream Team was about to play the Angola national team, during pre-game interviews the other USA players provided diplomatic, face saving comments about how they would play hard and felt strongly they would win. When Chuck was asked about Angola and the game, he replied: "They're in a lot of trouble."

29. Charles Barkley on his thoughts about retiring before the season: "I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'"

28. Man, everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

27. "I know why his name is DMX. Because his real name is Earl. Imagine if his name was Earl the rapper."

26. "If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing."

25. After Kevin Garnett threw a ball into the crowd out of frustration and was ejected. They showed footage of the man that got hit by the ball being taken away in a stretcher and his daughter was crying. Charles commented that players take passes to the face all the time. He topped it off by saying: "You know why that little girl's crying? It's because she's thinking 'my daddy's a wussy'".

24. Barkley on Ernie Johnson and Kenny Smith eating a box of hot Krispy Kreme donuts in front of him: “Both of y’all are2 going to hell for that. Y’all are going to hell with a first-class ticket. Is that how you treat your partner? Krispy Kreme might be the greatest invention in the history of civilization when they’re hot. Y’all are cruel man.”

23. "It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house."

22. "I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."

21. Charles Barkley after seeing a picture of Sam Cassell on the screen: "Phone home." And later he remarks to Kenny, "Sam Cassell is a good guy, but he's not going to wind up on the cover of GQ anytime soon."

20. While watching someone in Australia put $1 million worth of rubies on a table: "Damn, must not be any black folks in Australia. You can't just leave $1 million worth of jewelry lying around the 'hood."

19. Asked if he had ever been in the governor's office in Montgomery, Barkley said no. "They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama," he said, "unless they're cleaning."

18. On the goal of the '92 Olympic Dream Team when playing Panama in the Tournament of the Americas: "To get the Canal back."

17. To Kenny: "Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too close, kissin his!"

16. Barkley on Hanno Mottola, who, as EJ remarked "is the first NBA player from Finland". Charles replies: "Of course he is the first NBA player from Finland, he's the only person in Finland."

15. On supersized Oliver Miller: "You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it."

14. "All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine."

13. On North Carolina missing 22 of its last 23 shots in losing to Georgetown in the NCAA tournament last weekend: "Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots."

12. I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

11. "I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball."

10. On the Portland Trail Blazers (back when they were known as the Jail Blazers) serving Thanksgiving meals: "In between arrests they do community service."

9. "Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

8. "Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them."

7. "When I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those (bleep) on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements."

6. "Hey Stanley, you could be a great player if you learned just two words: I'm full."— Barkley yelling to 300-plus-pound Houston Rockets teammate Stanley Roberts

5. "I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the Charles Barkley of figure skating. I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character."

4. On the All-Star Game: "Hell, there ain't but 15 black millionaires in the whole country & half of 'em are right here in this room."

3. On Jerry Krause still being able to keep his job as GM of the Chicago Bulls: "Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey."

2. After throwing a guy through a 1st floor window in a bar Charles was in front of the judge.
Judge: "Your sanctions are community service and a fine, do you have any regrets?"
Charles: "Yeah I regret we weren't on a higher floor"

1. After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says.

"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."
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Mensaje por vandelay Mar Oct 26 2010, 22:22

MR.PUNCHY escribió:Con el cementerio de elefantes que se esta convirtiendo Phoenix estoy empezando a dudar que consigamos meternos en play offs.

No estás solo:
"To be honest, if I was outside this picture and a betting man, I would probably pick us to be outside of the playoffs considering all the changes and the new guys," team leader Steve Nash said after Sunday's team practice.
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Mensaje por Arturo Bandini Mar Oct 26 2010, 22:33

stale escribió:
Sugar Bug escribió:
Breath escribió:Bueno señores, esta noche empieza lo gordo!

cheers
NBA 2011 Charles+Barkley+and+Donut

TOP 50 CHARLES BARKLEY QUOTES

50. "I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."

49. "You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."

48. "I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime."

47. "We better not be doing the Bulls this year. Man, they suck! Bunch of high school kids with $70 million contracts. Damn! I hate my mother for having me too soon."

46. "You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person."

45. After retiring from basketball "I'm just what America needs - another unemployed black man.

44. Ernie: "Did they recognize you in South Dakota?"
Charles: "Yes, they did. It was easy because I was the only black person there. When they see me walking down the street they say 'There he goes again'. And when I come back the next year they say 'He's back yawl!'"

43. Right after Peja won the 3-point contest: "Kenny said it was going to be an all-international night. I want to know which international brother is going to win the slam dunk contest."

42. On the Enron scandal investigation: "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool."

41. "I had to explain to my daughter why that skank Monica Lewinski has an hour special on HBO this weekend."

40. Ernie: "Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort."
Charles: "20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!"

39. "Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself."

38. EJ: "Did you graduate from Auburn?"
Charles: "No, but I have a couple people working for me who did."

37. "Dick Bavetta and Moses parted the Red Sea together."

36. Ernie Johnson, on Reggie Evans being caught grabbing the rocks of Chris Kaman: "(Reggie Evans) got caught with his hand in the cookie jar."Charles Barkley: "Ernie, I don't know where you get your cookies at but the rest of us don't get ours there."

35. On his 17-year old daughter not dating yet: "Thank goodness. I just hope she doesn't start before I go in the Hall of Fame. That way, I won't have to kill anybody before I get inducted."

34. Kenny: "There's guys who go over to Europe and play overseas from America, and they dominate!"
Charles: "Those are called 'brothers'

33. After Wang has a shot blocked: "He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough"

32. Barkley on Turner Sports office having a betting pool on his weight: "That is starting to hurt my feelings. I don't mind skinny people making fun of me, we all do that, but I don't want fat people making fun of me."

31. "We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good."

30. When the Dream Team was about to play the Angola national team, during pre-game interviews the other USA players provided diplomatic, face saving comments about how they would play hard and felt strongly they would win. When Chuck was asked about Angola and the game, he replied: "They're in a lot of trouble."

29. Charles Barkley on his thoughts about retiring before the season: "I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'"

28. Man, everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

27. "I know why his name is DMX. Because his real name is Earl. Imagine if his name was Earl the rapper."

26. "If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing."

25. After Kevin Garnett threw a ball into the crowd out of frustration and was ejected. They showed footage of the man that got hit by the ball being taken away in a stretcher and his daughter was crying. Charles commented that players take passes to the face all the time. He topped it off by saying: "You know why that little girl's crying? It's because she's thinking 'my daddy's a wussy'".

24. Barkley on Ernie Johnson and Kenny Smith eating a box of hot Krispy Kreme donuts in front of him: “Both of y’all are2 going to hell for that. Y’all are going to hell with a first-class ticket. Is that how you treat your partner? Krispy Kreme might be the greatest invention in the history of civilization when they’re hot. Y’all are cruel man.”

23. "It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house."

22. "I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."

21. Charles Barkley after seeing a picture of Sam Cassell on the screen: "Phone home." And later he remarks to Kenny, "Sam Cassell is a good guy, but he's not going to wind up on the cover of GQ anytime soon."

20. While watching someone in Australia put $1 million worth of rubies on a table: "Damn, must not be any black folks in Australia. You can't just leave $1 million worth of jewelry lying around the 'hood."

19. Asked if he had ever been in the governor's office in Montgomery, Barkley said no. "They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama," he said, "unless they're cleaning."

18. On the goal of the '92 Olympic Dream Team when playing Panama in the Tournament of the Americas: "To get the Canal back."

17. To Kenny: "Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too close, kissin his!"

16. Barkley on Hanno Mottola, who, as EJ remarked "is the first NBA player from Finland". Charles replies: "Of course he is the first NBA player from Finland, he's the only person in Finland."

15. On supersized Oliver Miller: "You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it."

14. "All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine."

13. On North Carolina missing 22 of its last 23 shots in losing to Georgetown in the NCAA tournament last weekend: "Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots."

12. I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

11. "I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball."

10. On the Portland Trail Blazers (back when they were known as the Jail Blazers) serving Thanksgiving meals: "In between arrests they do community service."

9. "Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

8. "Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them."

7. "When I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those (bleep) on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements."

6. "Hey Stanley, you could be a great player if you learned just two words: I'm full."— Barkley yelling to 300-plus-pound Houston Rockets teammate Stanley Roberts

5. "I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the Charles Barkley of figure skating. I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character."

4. On the All-Star Game: "Hell, there ain't but 15 black millionaires in the whole country & half of 'em are right here in this room."

3. On Jerry Krause still being able to keep his job as GM of the Chicago Bulls: "Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey."

2. After throwing a guy through a 1st floor window in a bar Charles was in front of the judge.
Judge: "Your sanctions are community service and a fine, do you have any regrets?"
Charles: "Yeah I regret we weren't on a higher floor"

1. After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says.

"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."

Genial Barkley .
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Mensaje por akhenaten666 Mar Oct 26 2010, 23:21

Breath escribió:NBA 2011 Ron%20Ron%20Blows%20Kiss
EL PLANO DESDE LA PROPIA CÁMARA DEBE SER BRUTAL
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Mensaje por dr hackenbush Mar Oct 26 2010, 23:38

Mañana a bajarse el celtics-heat!!!
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Mensaje por Breath Mar Oct 26 2010, 23:48

dr hackenbush escribió:Mañana a bajarse el celtics-heat!!!

Recuerda no pasar por este post antes de verlo, porque yo, si alguno más se anima, imagino que andaré por aquí viéndolo y comentándolo.

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Mensaje por Trumbo Mar Oct 26 2010, 23:49

Coño, que se me había pasado que empieza ya lo bueno! cheers
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Mensaje por Breath Mar Oct 26 2010, 23:49

Por cierto, las 50 frases de Barkley... absolutamente colosales!
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Mensaje por akhenaten666 Miér Oct 27 2010, 01:57

COMO EMPIEZA EL GARDEN...
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Mensaje por Breath Miér Oct 27 2010, 02:03

akhenaten666 escribió:COMO EMPIEZA EL GARDEN...

He visto primeros cuartos mejores... en el polideportivo de mi pueblo. Laughing

PD: Lo de Rondo es tremendo, si tuviese un poco de tiro...
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Mensaje por akhenaten666 Miér Oct 27 2010, 02:03

QUE BAJO HA CAÍDO DON JOHNSON,PENSÉ QUE DESPUES DE MACHETE....