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Here’s another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a miracle. I don’t know who started this rumor but it’s not a miracle. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt. It’s a chemical reaction and a biological reaction. You want to know a miracle? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn’t talk in a fucking movie theater … I’ll go you one further, and this is the routine that has virtually ended my career in America. If you have children here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I’ll let that sink in. Don’t get me wrong, folks. I know you think they’re special. You think that. I’m telling you—they’re not. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected … that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. Maybe even Gidea. That is special. And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special.

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Hay algun video recopilatorio editado, llamitas?

Carabirubi escribió:Hay algun video recopilatorio editado, llamitas?

Recopilatorio en qué sentido?

Rutinas completas hay 2 o 3 editadas en DVD.

lo mejor que ha grabado son sus shows de lodres, montreal y bueno... chicago no esta mal

recopilatorio oficial en si hay uno pero es de material inedito, hasta ese momento, claro, y no me parece lo mejor, de hecho mucho es grabado por video aficcionados que luego se lo hicieron llegar a la productora que edita su material (formada por famili y amigos)

pero hay un porron de youtubes, subtitulados y sin subtitular

aun asi, prefiero lo que ha editado en cd, el es un gran actor y eso se pierde, pero en el show de londres, por ejemplo, hay cortes, mientras que en el de oxford de esa misma gira no, bueno, hay una version, shock and awe que si que esta recortada, pero tambien lo hay en version entera

pero quitando el relentless en cd, que es una parte casi completa del show de montreal y el show de oxford en version integra, casi todos sus cds son "recopilatorios"